After my daily GIMP crash (no biggie, only lost about five minutes today) I decided to do a quick Google poll.
While the phrase "Photoshop sucks" returns about 19,500 hits and "GIMP sucks" only returns about 14,300, to arrive at the conclusion that Photoshop does indeed suck more than The GIMP would be premature. For, the results of the phrase with the addition of an intensifier are strongly the opposite. "Photoshop fucking sucks" yields only 7 hits, while "GIMP fucking sucks" yields a much more impressive 79.
Now that I'm fairly sure it's not just me, time to get back to work.